I couldn't careless

shawarmababy:

golden-red-heart:

thorhead:

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I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it

But then I realised

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They did

That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.

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(Source: lucithor, via flomation)

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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lewdest:

イーブイズ by きいろからー

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

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thetittysheriff:

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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pokec0re:

(by jen bandini)

thetittysheriff:

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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lulz-time:

sheetmetalsheep:
"No."
"I’m going on an adventure!""No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.""mOOOMMMM"

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

when the teacher ask u a question cuz she think u werent listening but you get it right

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(via ruinedchildhood)

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(Source: goblinparty, via officialchristianmingle)


these pictures are probably something like 20 years apart and i swear he only grew facial hair and got a haircut
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