I couldn't careless

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

(via bitchbot)

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via hate)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via hate)

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(via ruinedchildhood)

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(Source: mistitled, via bitchbot)

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via hate)

meanplastic:

SPEAK UP BITCH
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